Who the heck are James and Jerry?

Well, they both work for us, so that’s a start. James is our copywriter and, uh, content… guy. And Jerry is one of the original Quilted Squirrel co-founders; he bounced after a few years in the mix, but now he’s back! Why, you ask? The answer to that all-important question is EXACTLY what unfolds in this EXCLUSIVE interview… more or less. Anyway, here it is. Enjoy!

JAMES
Hi, everyone, this is James the content guy from Quilted Squirrel. We’re a marketing agency that’s been around for about a decade now. And in case you’re wondering, yes, I am wearing a Snuggie, but that’s only because it’s freezing cold in the office and once again I’ve forgotten to wear pants, but that’s not why we’re here. We’re here instead to talk to Jerry, a founding member, member, founding member of Quilted Squirrel. And we’re going to find out what Jerry’s experiences and what he can offer customers. Jeremy, are you there?

JERRY
I am, James, hello.

JAMES
Did I just call you ‘Jeremy’?

JERRY
Not that I believe, but then again, it could have been a lag.

JAMES
(maniacal laughter) Okay. So far so good. Now Jerry, I understand that you were a founding member of Quilted Squirrel at its earliest stages, but you went off on a different path.

JERRY
I did, James. Yes, I, after five years of working with the agency and commuting from Jamestown, New York, I decided to take a few years and tackle a couple opportunities closer to home. and then returned January.

JAMES
So you’re back, but why?

JERRY
I couldn’t stay away from the Quilted Squirrel. I tried a couple jobs working with a fantastic brewing company on the Southern Tier and then working for a national comedy center. And despite those both being great opportunities for me, the creativity and the people that hail back at the Quilted Squirrel were too much to keep me away.

JAMES
(grunting) An inspiring sentiment from an inspirational man. Jerry, you’ve made your triumphant return, but what can we expect from you as far as your roles and responsibilities are concerned? Take your time.

(*buffering* + gentle music)

Wow, wow, wow, that, Jerry, that’s impressive. Jerry, is it, is it fair to say that you are the most talented marketing person who’s ever marketed?

JERRY
No, I don’t think so, no.

JAMES
Folks, you’ve heard it here first, the most talented marketing person who’s ever lived. Jerry, thank you so much for your time. Is there anything else that you’ve got for us?

JERRY
No, just that this video was not my idea.

JAMES
Very good, fair enough. Until next time everyone, please visit QuiltedSquirrel.com. You can meet Jerry. You can meet me. Maybe we’ll even put the Snuggie on you. I promise to throw on some pants. I don’t know, we’ll see until next time. See you later.

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