TQS takes on golf
“Fore!” That’s what we’re yelling because look out! Our Quilted Squirrel staffers are taking on golf. And why not? Golf season is in—ahem—full swing. With the PGA Championship teeing off tomorrow and Father’s Day right around the corner, we’re ready to grip and rip it, whatever that means. What does that mean? It doesn’t matter. […]
Subscribe to our newsletter! [Video]
Subscribe Now! Because it’s the right thing to do. Don’t call it a newsletter! Actually, wait, yeah, it is a newsletter. You can totally call it that. But this newsletter is a little different. And by “different,” we mean “pretty much the same as everyone else’s.” Only better! Maybe. Sort of? At the very least, […]
TQS takes on comedy
So, it’s April Fool’s Day? Cool. But let’s leave the best bits for the real comedians and, instead, pay homage to our favorite funny people here. Who do our staffers love, respect, and laugh at in the comedy world? Let’s find out. Alyssa Boczar, Senior Account Manager I love to laugh, but I’ve never really […]
Marmot Madness! Squirrels vs. Everybody
Hey yo. We’re gonna level with you here. We wanted to put together some sort of March Madness-inspired bracket for you to fill out, but we didn’t. Not enough time. It could have been cool, though, maybe… kind of… sort of? It would have been a tournament where our faithful fans and followers (Mom?) could […]
A copywriter breaks down a pro athlete’s ‘disastrous’ social media statement [video]
Why did this social media statement fall on its face? If you don’t know who Kyler Murray is, he’s an NFL quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. And if you didn’t know that, you probably don’t know that he’s been, uh, disappointed with his current contract situation in Arizona. After scrubbing the Cardinals clean from his Instagram account, […]
TQS takes on 2032
Can you remember anything that happened two weeks ago? I can’t. Not totally. Seems like a million years ago. But thanks to the internet ‘er whatnot—with specific regard to the Quilted Squirrel blog page, of course—we can go back and remind ourselves of this blog we wrote. It’s the one that bends space and time […]
Quilted Squirrel holiday photo hunt!
Happy holidays from Quilted Squirrel! Are you still in the office? Or maybe you’re catching up on emails from the rich-chocolatey warmth of your own sofa. Either way, now’s the perfect time to go photo hunting with Quilted Squirrel! What? Who? Where?! In this year’s extra-special holiday card, we’ve hidden 26 items for you to […]
TQS takes on the supernatural
Ghosts. Ghouls. Spirits. Do they “live” among us… or are they nothing more than a figment of our imagination? That’s what we asked our Quilted Squirrel staffers this month. Here’s what we think, believe, and want to believe. Lisa Hinterberger, Graphic Designer Sadly, I have no paranormal story to share. But I like to think people […]
TQS takes on soup
You can only eat one type of soup for the rest of your life—what’s it gonna be? Yes, you can eat other meals… but every time you eat soup, it’s got to be this one. Such is the plight we’ve put forth to our TQS staffers this month. And why not? We’re on the cusp […]
TQS takes on the Buffalo Bills
OH BABY! Sorry for yelling. But it’s Bills seasonnn. Your defending AFC Championship contenders are back in red, white, and blue—and that means we’ve got AT LEAST 17 glorious weeks of Buffalo Bills football. Will we see another home-team push into the playoffs? Let’s find out what the TQS team has to say. Well, most […]