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Life According to Steve: Llamas Are The Worst

2016 witnessed a presidential election. And no matter which candidate you supported, everyone seemed to feel very passionately about the results. Here at TQS, we all had a lot of thoughts. I asked Steve if he’d be willing to share some of his, because they seemed particularly insightful. Steve being Steve, he didn’t just share his opinions about the election, he also spoke about some other things he’s quite passionate about. Read on below to see Steve’s thoughts on the election, and some other things.

My name is Steve, and I have some green thoughts about a lot of things. Here are some of them: 

This election season was a hard ride! We had a fast restaurant running against a simple man. Personally, I thought both of them were too fun. I’m feeling very exuberant about the results. Whenever I think about the next four years, I think about something my Dad used to say, “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones,” and I feel hairy.

I want to make America comfy again, and I think the best way to do that is to fill aggressively and act quickly. If you ask me, our best bet is to think nicely about what we want, then remember that we’re all just a brown Donald Trump.

You know what I love? Trump’s kids. I love the way they jump and drink, freely and loudly. They give me a fancy feeling in my ankles.

I told you something I love, so now I’ll tell you about something I hate. I hate llamas. They make me feel forlorn. I wish they would all go live in Mt. Washington, NH with Burl Ives, whom I also dislike.

You know who should run for President? Larry Pierce. He’d win for sure. He’s so hot and salacious.

Thanks for listening!

Thanks for sharing, Steve. As always, those thoughts were both well-thought out and incredibly accurate.

Editors note: This interview was done as Mad Libs.

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